People! You really can't just look at the appearance. It's too scary to be different from the inside out. You may look decent, but your heart is full of twists and turns. You only live to breathe, and you don't use your brain at all before doing things.
Without ten years of experience in cerebral thrombosis, I would not have run away from home with this intelligence...
Not long ago, the editor saw a strange news on the Internet. After checking into the hotel, a woman sneaked naked to the next door with the intention of stealing the pregnant cat. During the period, the bath towel on her body slipped off many times, making the scene uncomfortable.
Late one night, a woman appeared sneakily in the hotel lobby. She was naked except for a white bath towel. The towel slipped off her body many times due to walking.
Faced with such a "dangerous situation", she did not panic at all. She stood in front of the surveillance camera and tidied up naturally. She stayed up all night and walked around in a bath towel. What was she going to do?
Probably no one would have thought that at the risk of being exposed at any time, the woman would just steal the cat and comfort her growling stomach.
After the woman walked out of the lobby, she turned around and walked to the cattery next door. Coincidentally, the clerk just walked away at that time, and when she came back, she found that the cat was missing.
Yes, it was a pregnant Garfield cat that was lost, with a market price of 6,000 yuan. When the store clerk found out, he immediately checked the surveillance camera, and he was completely stupid.
In order to save the cat, the store clerk did not dare to delay for a moment and immediately called the police!
Like the store clerk's reaction, the police also showed a bewildered expression after watching the surveillance. There is a saying that the IQ of the person who could do this is probably off the line. Otherwise, how could he be so stupid?
After a day of investigation, the police quickly captured the woman, and Garfield's condition was also very stable, and the loss was finally stopped in time.
This is not over yet, something even more outrageous is yet to come. When the police asked the woman why she wanted to steal the cat, the other party's answer was really shocking. She said that she didn't really want to steal the cat, but just wanted to become famous so that she could become an Internet celebrity after becoming popular.
Woman! You have such a big heart! Are you really not afraid that your deeds will remain in the world and die in the morgue?
She went to the cattery naked to steal things, and she was very imaginative. It seemed that the police helped her code the code, which also hindered her development, and her dream of being popular was aborted.
We workers can understand the feeling of wanting to be famous and make a lot of money, but what we did was outrageous and a bit immoral. In the final analysis, we still suffered a loss and it was not worth it!
Looking back on the whole thing, the woman’s plan was not very thorough, so why could she still leave the hotel?
In the final analysis, the clerk's observation skills were too poor and his work was not conscientious enough...
Generally, pets are not allowed in hotels, otherwise there would be no need for the woman to hide the cat in her clothes. If the clerk felt strange at the time and asked a few more questions, he might be able to find the flaw and bring him to justice.
After all, this was too obvious. It was really difficult for people to ignore the big stuffy thing on the chest. Faced with such a strange scene, in the end, the "suspect" was allowed to leave without asking a word.
After this incident, the cat may become autistic: Human thoughts are dirty, what does it have to do with my little cat?
But don’t rush to clear up your relationship. When many humans are unaware, cats have also secretly done a lot of bad things, and even caused the cat to be arrested.
In the beautiful country, there is a man named Keith Griffin who lives alone in a big city. It is inevitable that he will be lonely and unbearable. What should he do at this time?
Yes, more than 1,000 pornographic films were found in Keith Griffin's computer, which directly attracted the police.
Seeing that his secret was about to be made public, Keith Griffin had an idea: These were all done by cats and have nothing to do with me!
Good guy, the cat takes the blame when disaster strikes. He is like a blame-shifter in modern times. However, don’t treat the police as fools. This reason is so ridiculous that no one will believe it.
Just when he was about to be convicted, he ushered in a big twist. After technical identification, it was found that the more than 1,000 short movies stored on the computer were indeed downloaded by Brother Cat himself, without his knowledge at all.
This is really an eye-opener. Who would have thought that his kitten would secretly become a sperm and do a lot of bad things behind his back, and almost implicate the shit-sweeper in jail. When the time comes, he will harm others and himself, and he will be reduced to a stray cat every minute. He really regrets it!
Fortunately, the policeman saw clearly and not only did not convict the elder brother, but also helped educate the little cat so that he would never dare to act recklessly in the future.
After seeing these cats that have become sperms, you should stop bragging about yourself. Don’t you think about how your own cats are doing?